An Ode to Arianna

“From the Desk of NickiLeaks”

Arianna Huffington

 

Huff, The Magic’s Draggin’

 

Huff, the magic’s draggin

The posting sure ain’t free

The moderators are often pissed

Not the way they’re meant to be

DragonLittle Ari’s newspaper

Has gotten kind of rough

And wandered off from helpful tales

To sideboob and other fluff

Oh, Huff the magic’s draggin

As anyone can see

You’ve taken cash to Switzerland

And set lots of evil free

Oh, Huff the magic’s draggin

As anyone can see

You’ve taken cash to Switzerland

And set lots of evil free

With AOL in shambles

They had a Facebook sale

Where computers kept a lookout

On our comments and email

Trolly things for instance

Were unleashed by that Greek dame

Biased news and censorship

Had paved her way to fame


Oh, Huff the magic’s draggin

As anyone can see

You’ve taken cash to Switzerland

And set lots of evil free

Oh, Huff the magic’s draggin

As anyone can see

You’ve taken cash to Switzerland

And set lots of evil free

That dragon unleashed mayhemDragon-Cartoon-Clip-Art_00015

With all her little ploys

Sold our facts to Zuckerberg

Who had ways to filter noise

Then one night it happened

All the posters came no more

We cut off cash for AOL

And their self-serving little whore

Without us giving profits

I doubt Huff can be saved

They took a mighty news forum

And put it in its grave

Thousands fled in anger

When Huff Post showed no shame

Posted our identity

Instead of our screen name


Oh, Huff the magic’s draggin

As anyone can see

You’ve taken cash to Switzerland

And set lots of evil free

Oh, Huff the magic’s draggin

As anyone can see

You’ve taken cash to Switzerland

And set lots of evil free

 

 – By Nick Vanocur for All-len-All.com

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