Now Trump’s Lying About Dress Shops, Because There’s Nothing He Doesn’t Lie About

by Hunter – Donald Trump is a compulsive liar. It’s pathological. “We are going to have an unbelievable, perhaps record-setting turnout for the inauguration, and there will be plenty of movie and entertainment stars,” Mr. Trump said. “All the dress shops are sold out in Washington. It’s hard to find a great dress for this inauguration.” This is a damn strange thing to lie about, and by strange we mean stupid, and by lie we mean Jeebus Crisp, how would you even invent such a thing? Your greatness is so vast the nation’s collected fashion industries are incapable of even finding clothes for your too-many admirers? So Racked had to fact-check this, because this is our lives now, and it is indeed a load of hot flaming garbage pulled from the Dumpster fire that Donald Trump calls his ego. An employee at the Neiman Marcus at the Mazza Gallerie told Racked,...

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