The Sunday Funnies and Factoids

Mar. 9/14

Front_page_bob-300x176Hey there, ho there.  Hope you are all enjoying the new layout of the All-len-All website.  Although there are still glitches and aesthetics to work on I think it is so much more user-friendly than the previous version.

Okay, let’s get to it.  Here are this weeks facts and funnies to make you wonder and hopefully bring a smile to your face.

1) March 8th is National Proofreading day.

Copy editors, rejoice! A whole day to promote error-free writing—or at least, the finding of one’s own errors. Now that is won holliday I can getton bored with.

2) Nicolas Coppola obviously decided that nobody with his surname was going to get anywhere in the film business. Fortunately, he was a devoted comic book reader. Depending on whom you ask, he might have called himself Nicolas Cage after Luke Cage, alias Power Man, a tough superhero in 1970s Marvel Comics blacksploitation comics who would go around wearing an unbuttoned silk shirt and a silver bandanna, and beating up villains while calling them names like “You freakin’ mealymouth!” Always a comic-book geek, Cage was later tapped to play Superman (which never happened) and another 1970s Marvel Comics hero, Ghost Rider (which did happen, sadly).

3) Specifics are hazy, and there’s some disagreement surrounding who is actually responsible for first folding up a piece of paper and letting it fly. Technically some 2000 years ago the ancient Chinese were the first to invent the paper plane since they also used papyrus paper to invent the kite, but their primitive designs may not have much in common with the paper planes we make today. (Detractors claim these Chinese designs were more akin to simple origami birds that were thrown without the intention of having them fly.)

Others—who point out that the relative and proportional concepts of air resistance and velocity weren’t fully grasped until centuries later—say Leonardo da Vinci and his documented experiments in bringing his failed ornithopter to life make him the creator of the paper plane. Always fascinated by the concept of flight—he even sketched out crude concepts for a parachute and a helicopter—the artist and inventor’s notebooks specifically reference his attempts at building a model plane out of parchment. (Scientific American even named the magazine’s first paper plane contest prize, The Leonardo, after him.)

4) Alfred Hitchcock was notoriously hard on actors. He was once quoted as saying, “Actors are cattle”—a quip that stirred up a huge outcry. In response, he issued this correction: “I have been misquoted. What I really said is, ‘Actors should be treated as cattle.’”

5) The 50 tallest mountains on Earth are all located in Asia.

6) Only one half of a dolphin’s brain sleeps at a time. The other half that’s awake signals the dolphin to come up for air to prevent drowning.

7) In a 2008 survey, 58% of British teens thought Sherlock Holmes was a real guy, while 20% thought Winston Churchill was not.

8) ABBA had to negotiate the rights to their name with a canned fish company.

9) For all the guys who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember that’s where the knives are kept.

Thanks for dropping by folks. Enjoy your Sunday and have a safe week.  See ya’ next week.

Keith